Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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