I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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