I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
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