I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
drinking out of a sandbucket again
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
