Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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