Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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