I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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