I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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