So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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