I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
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bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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