Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
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Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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