ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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