so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I enjoy the company of your penis
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