She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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