on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Randomize
