So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
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Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
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I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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