This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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