office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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