Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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