we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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