JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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