And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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