Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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