hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize