There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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