Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Randomize
