she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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