Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
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Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
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too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I wear drunk well.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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