After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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