Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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