I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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