All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
should my penis look like a turkey
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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