Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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