Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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