Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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