I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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