And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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