They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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