It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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