Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
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I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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