Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
