Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
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just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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