Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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