You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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