Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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