i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
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Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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