lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
