I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
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I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
We're too hungover to prance.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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