Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
should my penis look like a turkey
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Randomize
