Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED