so that wasnt chicken after all
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.