so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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