Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You can't special order awesome
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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