no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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