pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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