Duck Duck Cougar?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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