All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
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My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
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Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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