Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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