I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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