I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
nutella sex= disaster
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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