If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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