Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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