I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
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Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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