I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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