I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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